Let's have some jokes about a programmer, wearing glasses, sometimes working on vacation, and may wanting to be an entrepreneur.
Why did the programmer wear glasses? Because he couldn't C#!
Why did the programmer wear glasses even though he had 20/20 vision? Because he needed to see the code clearly!
Q: How do you know your boss is on vacation?
A: No work gets done!
Q: Why did the worker take his laptop on vacation?
A: He wanted to have something to do during the flight delays.
Why did the employee want to become an entrepreneur? Because they were tired of working 9 to 5 and wanted to work 9 to 9.